Rochdale U13s - Lancashire Vase 2007 - Winners. (See the news report.)

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Tour report below.

Another exciting tour has ended with Steve Candler being awarded the high honour of the "Girly Wig" for his girly drunkenness after just 6 bottles of wine and a crate of beer.

No excuses, the boys were very disappointed - except Andrew Moores who wanted to wear the wig himself and would like to say that Steve was very unfairly treated.

Mike Cooper adjudicated and during his usual 6 hour presentation speech, which everyone slept through, he said that Steve had, in the face of no danger whatsover, fallen asleep during a high stakes card game, giggled a lot and tried to steal the pot.

Mike Serridge disappeared mid card game but explained the following morning that he had no idea where he went - that's cleared that up then - and Gary Collins managed to win at Don despite not having a clue about the rules or indeed that he was involved in the game.

Ed Cooper wiped the floor with all the opposition, several times, on the go karts; James Teague rang the bell at the crazy golf; Tuey managed to wangle an extra go on the bouncy slide; and as to the rugby the U13s managed no wins in the baking heat but came off the field shattered and looking forward to the close season.

Finally Mike Candler and Billy Humphries shared the award for best bosh - Mike put in several at full-back and Billy sprinted 50 metres to stop a certain try literally on the line.